These are outtakes from Megan Fox’s photo shoot with the New York Times Magazine last week. I think they originated from one of Megan’s fansites, but I got them off Popoholic, which has even more here. Popoholic is claiming these are some of “Megan’s sexiest shots ever” but I find these images… sketchy. Like, child-pr0n sketchy. What stylist is like “Oh, Megan Fox is coming, let me go get a little ruffled ice skater outfit!”? Ruffles plus Converse sneakers = not good. Add to that the trashy poses, and it’s all pretty bad. Does Megan know how to make a striking, interesting photo without sucking on her toe-thumb, or spreading her legs, or flashing her cooch, or bending over, or hanging on whatever guy is standing next to her?
Anyway, that’s really all I’ve got about Megan and her idiocy. She doesn’t seem to have given any more new interviews in about a week – which is shocking – so we don’t have any new quotes, only these photos. But I finally got around to reading the complete Us Weekly cover story from last week – all about how Angelina Jolie is the devil, et cetera. One of interesting little slice of info comes in one minor little pullout, though. Apparently, Angelina has been telling friends that they need to send word to Megan Fox to shut the hell up. Here’s what Us Weekly says:
Transformers starlet Megan Fox, 23, has unabashedly talked up her lesbian trysts, wild temper and self-cutting. But Angelina Jolie has some advice for her young doppelganger: Shut your mouth.
According to a Jolie source, “Angie has been saying, ‘That woman acts like a fool. She needs to mind her Ps and Qs. She’s saying shocking things for attention, but those things will follow her around and be reprinted forever.’”
Jolie, of course, speaks from experience, the pal adds: “Angie said, ‘I wish someone had pulled me aside when I was young and told me that. Now I’ll forever be known as a lesbian or a self-cutter, instead of what I worked so hard to become. You have to put a muzzle on it!’”
[From Us Weekly, print edition, November 23 edition]
I’d really like to hope that this is not really the way Angelina feels about Megan. What I want to believe is that either Angelina is like “Megan who now?” or that Angelina’s like “I’ll shank that sk-nky little poseur if she comes near me.” As much as the media seems to want to make the Angelina-Megan thing a competition, or that Megan is “replacing” the 34-year-old Jolie, I don’t really think that’s their dynamic. I think Megan stalks (“the comparison is the bane of my existence” she says), and Angelina is aware, but doesn’t really love or hate Megan. Certainly, Angelina wouldn’t care enough to give advice to Megan. Just my take.
Megan Fox’s NYT outtakes courtesy of Popoholic.
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